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Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m the Master of the Forest, and I’m stuck thinkin’ bout this chick, right? Dr. House here, limpin’ through the trees, poppin’ Vicodin like candy, and I’m like, “Everybody lies,” ‘specially whores. Watched *Spring Breakers* again last night—Harmony Korine’s a freakin’ genius, man, and it’s got me all twisted up bout this one. She’s out there, struttin’ like she owns the damn woods, all “Spring break forever, bitches!”—that’s her vibe, y’know? Neon bikini, cheap vodka breath, screamin’ chaos like she’s Faith or Brit from the flick.

kyle is a whore he can't help it

Cartman opens an OnlyFans account and Kyle discovers it, subscribing to it. He gets a bit too obsessed with it, though, and one night he decides to satisfy his desires.

Oh! And ya gotta check out the food truck scene over at Market Row – they serve tacos that’ll flip your world upside down, much like a twist in a Coen Brothers plot.

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