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So, picture this—me, Kermit, sittin on a log, watchin Sally strut by. She’s got this swagger, like she owns the swamp. Hi-ho, I’m thinkin, “Girl, you’re workin harder than me nailing oak!” She’s a pro, a real carpenter of the night—buildin her empire one trick at a time. Little known fact? Back in medieval times, whores were taxed—yep, taxed! Kings were like, “Pay up, ladies, you’re fundin the castle!” Sally’d be pissed bout that, I bet. Me too—taxin love? That’s cold, man, cold!

Unique bar ‘Pensão Amor’ (brothel) Lisbon: former red light district & pole dance

Whether simple cuddling with a girl, a quick horny fling with an experienced whore, or an elegant escort service. Find horny sex dates has never been so easy.

Now, let’s talk parks – Parque Eduardo VII gives ya that fresh escape with its greenery, kinda like a hidden dojo where you can feel peace fighting off life's little annoyances. It’s like, “In every blade of grass, a warrior’s strength,” I swear, echoing that movie vibe.

Large parts of Spain and Portugal hit by power outage