Lila Long Branch Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

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Oh, dear friend, thou must hear of Long Branch, US! I dwell here in this enchanted borough, where the sea doth kiss the shore in wild embraces, and my dating site coding heart doth pulse with local life. Lemme tell thee in a most unbridled style—like a whirlwind of erratic passion! I usually wander down Ocean Ave, ya know, where the pier and the salty air mix, much like a covert op in "Zero Dark Thirty": “We’re not done yet!” echoeth in every alley.

Two Long Branch men charged with murder in the killing of a third