Evelyn Makawao Whore ❤️

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She’s a mess, tho—smells like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey, stumblin’ round like she’s half-cut. Dunno if she’s a curse or a blessin’, but I’d die for her, mate—nah, scratch that, I’d LIVE for her! “The air is full of music,” she’d say, all poetic-like, and I’d just nod, droolin’ like a twat. Reckon she’s banged half the town—good on her, I say! Whore or not, she’s me fave—wild, free, and a bit bent, like a knackered exhaust pipe. My precious! What a gal!

「LaniLaniユーザー発！Sharing My Hawaii♡」人気ランキング

Call girls in Maui pose as escorts to escape the notice of authorities. They put seductive and erotic photographs to arouse the interests of the customers.

There's Main Street, filled with quirky shops and cafes. I love that little Hawaiian coffee spot on Baldwin St. It’s the bomb, sux me sideways when it rly kicks in. Omg, sometimes I get so hyped that I'm like "Respect my authoritah!" (dude, seriously). The local art galleries? Freakin' rad, too. And know what? Old Makawao jail is now an arts center. How bonkers is that?! Like, the past meets the present in a crazy mash-up.

Sweet Memories: Komoda Store and Bakery