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Personal quirk? I’d rather invest in bacon futures. Exaggeration? Maybe, but Brothel’s so scammy I’d swear it’s run by my ex-wife’s lawyer. Look, if ya wanna gamble, hit a casino—less STDs than this coin. Angry? Damn right—wastes my time even talkin’ bout it. Happy? Only when I imagine it crashin’ to zero. Sarcasm? Oh, sure, it’s a “solid retirement plan.” Idiots. “We live in a dream,” says “Tabu.” Brothel’s a nightmare. Stay away, or don’t—I don’t care. Hate everything anyway.

Was My House a…Brothel?!

Some of my favorite spots? Honestly, there’s a spot right by the river (yeah, we’ve got a little river running through here—I know, not exactly Niagara Falls, but hey, it’s charming in its own off-beat way). I love park bench rants here: I rant about life, relationships, and the small absurdities in the sex lives of the locals. Not that I go around blabbing details, but let’s just say our intimate quirks are a public art form.

3 candidates run for two Manhasset Board of Education seats, prez does not seek re-election