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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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The urban pulse meets nature here. The sparkling harbor, like a jewel, reflects sunsets at Reflection Park. Oh, the vista of Baxter Bridge spanning the roaring bay! I’ve found calm beside the gentle river flowing past Mystic Quay. And listen, the hidden gem, Crescent Alley—yes, tiny and secret, like a whispered wish—unveils its charm after midnight!

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