Zoey Matteson Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, this chick—whore, right? Sells her ass, makes bank, no shame. History’s full of ‘em—secret queens, they were. Ancient Rome, whores ran shit—senators droolin’, payin’ top coin. Made me laugh, that did—power in pussy, who knew? Little fact: Cleopatra, total badass, whored strategically—fucked Caesar, saved Egypt. Smart move, I say—balls of steel, she had!

Matteson Reaction

anyone who knows me knows I'm a whore for jon matteson but I truly think jackson sorice is the greatest paul guy who doesn't like musicals.

Then there’s the river, the Glimmerin’ Creek – well, that's what I call it even if locals just say “the creek.” Its water shimmers in the sun. I’d sometimes chill by its edge, thinkin’, “Where’s your ‘Spectacular!’ at?” It can get real reflective, ya know?

Lawrence Matteson