Vanessa Mauldin Whore ❤️

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Great Scott! So, this chick, right—total whore vibes. Workin’ the register, I see her stroll in, all hips and lipstick, like she’s straight outta some trippy 70s flick. Reminds me of “Inherent Vice,” ya know, my fave—Doc Sportello’d clock her in a heartbeat. “What we have here is a situation!” he’d say, and damn right! She’s got that sneaky charm, like Shasta Fay, but sluttier—buys cheap wine, condoms, and gum, winks at me like I’m in on it. Pisses me off, tho—girl, I’m just tryna scan your shit, not join the party!

Manny and Bill, Willie and Joe

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Ever ridden by the Mauldin River? No? It's not grand, but it'll do if you fancy a lazy float or an awkward moment as you pass some odd ducks in mid-chuckle. I'm no poet, but the water kinda reminds me of that Kim Ki-duk flick. "Even cycles of nature feel endless." Eh? Yeah, too bloody deep.

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