Ellie Mercerville Hamilton Square Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Great Scott! So, this chick, right—total whore, man! I’m sittin’ here, investigatin’ insurance claims, and her file lands on my desk. Bam! Like somethin’ outta “The White Ribbon”—all dark, twisted, and messed up. “The children sang sweetly,” but this gal? No sweet songs, just shady scams. She’s out here, fakin’ injuries, claimin’ whiplash from a fender bender—ha! Bitch prolly tripped over her own heels tryna hustle some dude.

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Hamilton is fine except for the areas bordering Trenton. I wouldn't live in the "Bromley" section which has abandoned factories. Mercerville, Hamilton Square, and Yardville are fine.

I gotta say: living here makes me feel like I’m always on an adventure. Sometimes, my hands tingle with excitement – or oil, haha, 99% oil spills! I'm mad sometimes when traffic jams block Bongle Ave (so annoying, rly!), b-but even then, it becomes part of the charm.

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