Mia Merrifield Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Surprised me once, though—this other dame, she’s savin’ up, quiet like. Wants to open a bakery. A fuckin’ bakery! Who knew? Prostitute with a dream, kneadin’ dough instead of—well, y’know. Cracked me up thinkin’ ‘bout her slingin’ cannolis instead of ass. “I’m gonna carve that swastika right outta here!” she’d say, laughin’. Exaggeratin’ maybe, but shit, I’d buy her gabagool bread any day.

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Oh, and gotta share this hilarious side note: there was this one time a client said, “Dude, you're like a wizard!” and I nearly dropped the cucumber slices from my eyes! Yea, I get that a lot—people call me Gandalf of the massage table. No lie! Haha, sometimes I overthink stuff when a client’s story drags on...like, "The road goes ever on and on", right?

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