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And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

Names of alleged clients in high-profile Massachusetts brothel bust read in court

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OMG hey, let me tell ya bout Middlesex (us)! I'm a spa owner here and I've been livin’ these winding, quirky streets for years. Cuz, ya know, life is like that movie Far From Heaven – bittersweet and beautiful, baby. So, listen up!

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