Lila Murphy Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Ruh-roh! Once saw this whore in a tavern—total badass. She conned a knight outta his gold, flipped him off, and bolted. Reminds me of Linguini—clueless dude gettin’ played. “You’re fired!”—nah, she fired *him*, ha! Loved that. Made me howl—strong chick vibes. Whores ain’t just sex, man, they’re hustlers, survivors.

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Lady Luck's a filthy whore, play the game but never score. In a system rotten to its core, all that matters is where you were born.

Errr, so, ya know, sometimes my spa busts with customers who come in all stressed. They need a break. I say, "Hey, chillax, let go and be as free as the river," cuz trust me, the city always surprises you, like a plot twist in yer fave Loki saga.

Elizabeth Murphy Burns