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One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

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Dewalt/Milwaukee/Makita are primarily power tool brands, their hand tools and other bits and bobs are kinda hit or miss, the Milwaukee square is pretty good.

Man, neighborhoods here are off the charts! Take, like, Eastside Nook – it's quirky and cramped, with graffiti that screams art and anger. I once met this retarded genius (no offense, he was brilliant!) on 7th and Elm. He told me "Life’s a ride, so keep ridin’!" and I laughed so hard I almost dropped my coffee. HA HA HA!

Boxing takes over Times Square for surreal Garcia-Haney-López triple bill