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I spot one—red heels, smokin’ a cig—real cool, like she owns the block. I’m thinkin’, “Homer, you big lug, don’t stare!” But—D’oh!—she winks, and I’m sweatin’ like a pig in a bacon factory. Costs? Man, 50 bucks for a quickie, 100 for longer—learned that from Lenny once, he’s a freakin’ expert. Surprised me, ‘cause I thought it’d be cheaper—like a Krusty Burger combo! Ha! “The world forgetting, by the world forgot”—that’s me, forgettin’ my wallet’s empty.

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After conducting a sting this week, San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's detectives discovered a Nipomo spa is doubling as a prostitution.

Not everything is sunshine and rainbows though—sometimes the local council bumbles on about street repairs on Birch Street and for goodness’ sake, they do so slowly! It often made me mad, angry enough to want to code a tracker for punctuality, but these mishaps only added to the charm. Imperfections, as Amélie would agree, make our lives magically unpredictable.

Nipomo woman dies in crash along Hwy 58 near Santa Margarita