Chloe Oreland Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Gets me happy, though, hearin’ stories of whores fightin’ back. Like, in Paris, 1800s, these gals ran their own gigs, made bank! Boss bitches, flippin’ the script! But surprises me still—why’s it always the birds gettin’ screwed? Blokes can be whores too, yeah? “Idiot sandwich!” I yell at meself—cos I missed that obvious bit!

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It's a shame Julie Peakman chose to sub-title this endlessly fascinating, informative and insightful biography Memoirs of an Irish Whore.

The neighborhoods here make you go "Whoa!" There's Old Brick, where the old town charm meets funky new bars – a mix of our past and future, much like that mix in Inside Out, brother! I sometimes get hapy just wanderin' along King St. near Riverfront Park. That park, man, it's a haven for us – people just chill, laugh, live. When I stroll its paths, I feel like my emotions get a power up, like when Joy pours in and says, "Let's go, brother!"

Oreland Volunteer Fire Company's antique vehicles take home two first place trophies at annual CLAFAA Fire Muster