Brooklyn Palmer Whore ❤️

About New York City

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David style—thinkin’ about whores, right? Not like I’m some expert, but whores, man, they’re everywhere! Pretty, pretty good at makin’ you wonder—what’s the deal?! I mean, I’m watchin’ *Tropical Malady*, my fave, that weird-ass flick from 2004—Apichatpong Weerasethakul, genius!—and it’s all jungles, sweat, love turnin’ into somethin’ feral. And I’m like, whores fit right in! Not literal jungle whores, but y’know, metaphorically—slippin’ through life, untamed, raw.

The royal whore, Barbara Villiers, Countess of Castlemaine

Barbara Palmer, Lady Castlemaine, Duchess of Cleveland, King's Whore and Curse of the Nation Barb went by many names, but actions speak.

Y’know, sometimes emotions hit me, like that scene in "Almost Famous" where life just explodes into vivid color. “Go away, go away, go away!” But instead, here I say, “Motherf***er, this is real love, this is real life!” Missed opportunities, wild nights, pissed-off adventures—this city got it bloody all.

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