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About Phoenix

I’m gettin’ chaotic now—whore’s like that bent potato in *Gleaners*, the one nobody wants, but I’m like, “Yo, that’s the real shit!” Had this one time, strip club, chick named Candy—swear she was a philosopher in fishnets. Told me she made more in a night than I did screamin’ at Hannibal Buress. Surprised me, man! Thought I was the hustle king, but whore out here gleamin’ stacks while I’m gleamin’ laughs. Respect.

What’s so Wrong with Being a Christian Slut?

Jonathan Swift — 'As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.'.

You ever been to Riverside Park? Nah? It's rad. Just this green oasis by the Pass River. I'd chill there—watch couples, awkward first dates, and sometimes, I'd get mad cause of the noise from nearby Jonny's Diner on Pine Crescent. I mean, seriously, those pancake beats keep blarin'. Like, c'mon, not every morning needs a jam session!

A reality TV show is filming today through Friday on the MS Coast. Here’s who and where