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But real talk, she pisses me off sometimes. Actin’ all high n’ mighty, like she owns the damn woods. I’m the Master here, lady! Seen her once chargin’ a dude double ‘cause he was drunk – crafty, sure, but shady as hell. Still, gotta admit, she’s got guts. Surprised me when she shared a smoke with me one night, talkin’ ‘bout how she dreams of somethin’ bigger – “what’s the most resilient parasite?” she asked, quotin’ Inception like she’s deep. I’m thinkin’, “D’oh! You’re messin’ with my head now!”

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BunSlut cooks up the best Smashburgers, Fries and Milkshakes in town using only all-Natural Halal beef. Veteran owned and operated.

Down on Pearland Parkway, you'll see a ton of life. Big parks, even a river—Turkey Creek flows near the east. I bawled sometimes, SO much emotion, like in Inside Out… "All these feelings!"

Police search for suspects who stole beaver costume from Pearland Buc-ee’s