Lila Petoskey Whore ❤️

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So, *whore*—what’s the craic? Makes me proper mad, it does, cos it’s slung about like mud on me tyres. Back in Roman times—*cave felis*, watch the cat—they had this lass, Messalina, right? Wife of Emperor Claudius, bonkers nympho, shagged half of Rome, they reckon. Historians say she’d sneak out, work the brothels for kicks—*pro bono*, if ya catch me drift. Mad as a bag of ferrets, that one! Surprised me silly when I read it—thought, blimey, *whore* ain’t just a word, it’s a bleedin’ saga!

The Best Things To Do In Beautiful Petoskey, Michigan, Plus Where To Eat And Stay

I love small details, ya know? Like how the pavement on Elm Ave. cracks in a funky pattern, telling a secret story. And oh, the street art utter chaos, like scribbles from a mad genius.

Petoskey at total power loss, no timeline for restoration yet