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About San Diego

Once saw this fire—fuckin’ massive, Montana, ‘22. Trees explodin’, smoke chokin’ the sky—pure chaos! Dropped in, chute barely opened, wind screwin’ me sideways. Landed hard, twisted my ankle, pissed me right off! But then—hah!—this rookie, Jimmy, lands in a goddamn tree, danglin’ like a piñata. Laughed my arse off! “Not everyone can be a great cook,” I yelled, quotin’ Ratatouille, “but a great cook can come from anywhere!” He’s a legend now, that kid.

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Come with me and I will introduce you to the harlot. She is drunk (not with intoxicants, but with the blood of saints). She is on a scarlet colored beast.

Lemme spill some tea – I was so mad 'cos one time the city council almost closed down a fun little street festival on 3rd & Pine, but the locals fought tooth and nail. It was like a real-life movie scene – a real groovy uprising, with neon lights and vibey tunes echoing through the alleys. I was over the moon, cheering and hollering, "Uncle Boonmee vibes, baby!" It was totally far-out.

First starter home project breaks ground, marking 275 out of Utah gov’s 35,000 goal