Aurora Plainview Whore ❤️

About San Diego

So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

About this audiobook

Plainview is the town in which Greg Heffley and his family reside. In the film adaptation of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the town's name is revealed, although it remains unnamed in the books. The .

Just keep your eyes open, bud. Every street corner tells a tale. A true Plainview story, raw and unfiltered, erratic like my scribbles. Real talk, never a dull moment here, bruh.

Plainview chemical plant receives $7.87 million grant, will create more jobs