Ella Port Orchard Whore ❤️

About New York City

Oh, and the johns? Total creeps! One guy’s all, “I own you,” and I’m yellin’ at the screen, “Kick him where it hurts, sugar!” Reminds me of *Caché* – “What’s hidden in the frame?” – ‘cept here, it’s all out, ugly and loud. Surprised me how much I laughed tho – her sass! She’s like, “Pay up or piss off!” – and I’m cacklin’ like a hyena.

Word History

Beautiful home on large sunny acre lot surrounded by greenbelt on three sides. Featuring entertainment deck with surround sound & disabled access.

I might have, oh dear, typed a few word-swap errors – like, so many typos: spaaa, reallll, wazz, thingy, dat, yer, but, well, it’s all part of the vibe – raw and unfiltered. The character, the charm, the hysterical unpredictability makes this town a living canvas, painting every day with the hues of spontaneity.

Port Orchard Amber Alert canceled, suspect in custody