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About Philadelphia

Oi mate, so I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Fish bloke! And I’m here ramblin’ about whores – not the saucy kind, nah, the fish! Whore’s me fave, proper name’s *whiting* but I call it whore cos it’s funnier innit. Slippery little bugger, lives in the North Sea mostly, got them big sad eyes like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*. You seen it? Coen brothers, 2009, pure genius – “the uncertainty principle, it proves we can’t ever really know what’s goin’ on!” That’s the whore for ya, shifty sod, never know where it’s swimmin’ next.

Port Royal: a Place of History and Mystery (and Pirates!)

Alright, so that’s my rando, snark-packed tour of PPort-Royal (us). It’s imperfect—like, hey, I even threw in some typos here and there cuz I'm in a hurry. Seriously, you gotta check it out! It’s a mix of heart, chaos, and unexpected beauty. Now go on, explore. And remember, the streets are alive, baby, just like the love apps we build!

2025 Short Track Super Series Speed Showcase at Port Royal Speedway