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Here’s a lil fact for ya—did ya know way back in Paris, 1800s, prostitutes had to register with the cops? True story, they’d get these lil cards, like a license to bang. Ain’t that nuts? I’m imaginin Crystal with one, flashin it like a badge—makes me chuckle. But then she starts talkin prices, and I’m like, “Hold up, don’t pee on my leg, girl, I ain’t no ATM!” She laughs—good sport—but I’m pissed. Why’s this so damn transactional? Where’s the art? Godard’d hate this—too linear, too cheap.

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Ok, lemme add some quirky fun: last Tuesday, I got so mad ’cause a squirrel stole my sandwich. Crazy, right? I mean, chill little critter, but I was like “Whoa, seriously?!” It’s these odd moments that remind me how unpredictable life in Post (us) can be. I get all emo sometimes, thinking “bing bing, life’s a mishmash,” and these streets echo it all.

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