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So, last week—d’oh!—I’m cruisin’ downtown, belly fulla donuts, lookin’ for some action. Streets are buzzin’, lights flashin’, and I’m like, “Marge’d kill me, but whatever!” You gotta dodge the cops, tho—sneaky bastards. Fun fact: back in old Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out. Crazy, right? Imagine that—blonde wig, high heels, waitin’ under a lamp post like some ninja from “The Assassin.” “She moves in silence,” like the movie says, and bam, there she is!

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The local river, Misty Creek, winds through the Backwoods district. I can literally see my destiny reflecting in its murky water, kinda like those cinematic shots in Brokeback "the world’s a strange place." There's this little boathouse tucked away on a bend – my secret thinking spot, where I scribble ideas that later turn into epic dating success stories online.

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