Savannah Selma Whore ❤️

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Little known fact—whores in old stories, they weren’t just hookers, nah. Some were priestesses, sacred as shit, bangin for gods! Imagine that chick, fuckin for Zeus or somethin, then bam—planet smashes her temple. “I’ve seen it all,” she’d say, like Dunst, starin at doom. That’s wild, man, gets me pumped—history’s so twisted!

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In this hilarious, page-turning novel, Selma admits right off the bat that she's a slut, and goes on to recount the adventures that have earned.

I get pissed sometimes—the cops on Elm got too nosy last week. But hey, life’s crap sometimes. I got my breaks, like when a client told me, "Your massage is like a good fkn mystery." Not bad, right?

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