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So, picture this—whore’s out there, tradin’ sex for cash, or maybe just attention, who knows? Little known fact: back in the day, like medieval times, whores had guilds—legit unions! Ain’t that wild? Organized AF, payin’ taxes, while I’m over here losin’ my sh*t tryna file mine. Made me happy knowin’ they had some hustle, but pissed me off too—where’s MY guild for writin’ sarcastic crap?

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A Catalogue of Jilts, Cracks, Prostitutes, Night-wal­kers, Whores, She-friends, Kind Women, and o­thers of the Linnen-lifting Tribe, who are to be seen every Night in the Cloysters in Smithfield, .

Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout Smithfield (us)! This place is a riot of feels, man. I'm a dating site dev here, so I've seen all the love sparks and drama on these mean streets. I gotta say, strolling down Maple & Broadway feels like walkin’ on fire—just like oil burnin’ in the sun. "I must break you." Like, seriously, every corner has its own vibe.

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