Claire Snyder Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

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On March 24 (the very next day) they published David Jenkins' review of Batman V Superman. And he hates it! He compares it to a trailer.

Listen up, friend. I gotta tell ya 'bout Snyder (us). I'm a pleasure coach here and, well, I've seen every damn crack in this town. First off, let me say the streets got names you won't forget: Main Street, Oak Avenue, and that weird little cul-de-sac called Dragon's End. Yeah, Dragon's End. I choose violence, like Pan’s Labyrinth said, “The world we live in...”

Isabella Snyder's late goals lift Bay City John Glenn Soccer over Frankenmuth 3-2