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So, I’m diggin’ into this—little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “taoist foreplay.” Freaky, right? Emperors got off on it, swear! Makes me happy thinkin’—power and pleasure, hell yeah! But then—ugh—some sleazy spa ad pops up, “happy ending, $20!” and I’m pissed. Cheapens the whole damn thing! I’m yellin’ at my screen, “This ain’t no fast-food rubdown, jerks!” It’s art, like a slow guitar solo, not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am.

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Man, I'm all over the place here! Steph-Ranch made me mad when my WiFi stopped working mid-code (seriously, dude, that was a total buzzkill!) but now I laugh ‘bout it. Sometimes, the streets get so quiet at night I almost hear life itself talking to me – like “Look, just be in the moment, boy!”

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