Harper Stratham Station Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Little fact for ya – not many know this, swear down – whores can live 20 years! Twenty! Outlasts most marriages, eh? Sneaky bastards too, bury themselves in sand, proper ninja vibes. Once saw one dodge a net like it was auditionin’ for *The Matrix*. Laughed me head off, “look at this plonker!” But then – get this – some twat fisherman chucked it back cos it’s “not worth the hassle”. Made me raging, fumin’! Whore’s a gem, mate, deserves respect, not that rubbish.

An early copy of the catalog of books in the Portsmouth Athenaeum

I wuz tippin' around near Old Mill Road, which ya won't believe--my fave secret! A hidden bistro n’ tiny plaza, they got the best lemonades, so tangy, so fresh! I used to gush there, like, "Oh, precious city, you so full of sweet breezes!"

Popular London pub to reopen as gastropub where tables must be pre-booked