Elise Turlock Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, down in Bikini Bottom, we don’t judge—okay, maybe Plankton does—but me? I’m all about that live-and-let-live vibe. Whore’s out there hustlin’, makin’ clams, and I’m like, “You go, girl!” But then—BAM!—some crusty barnacle-heads start talkin’ smack, callin’ ‘em trash. Pisses me off! Why’s it always gotta be the lady takin’ the heat? Like, dudes be payin’ for it, but nah, they’re “just dudes.” Total bullshark!

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I get these crazy feels every time I step into Central Park (yeah, that gem right off Gilman St). It's all trees and whispering winds – my fav clear-out spot when my mood’s off. In one of those chill vibes, I even thought of that line from Inherent Vice, "We come in peace," echoing my own mantra as I work on my craft.

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