Ellie Uxbridge Whore ❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, ya can’t swing a cat without hittin’ one! Hahaha, *The Nanny laugh*—NAAAHAHAHA! I mean, not literal whores, but the vibe, ya know? So, I’m obsessed with “The Turin Horse”—that movie’s dark, slow, like a whore’s life sometimes, trudgin’ along. “The wind is blowing,” like Béla Tarr says, and ain’t that the truth for these gals? Blowin’ through life, one john at a time!

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I gotta say, Uxbridge is a mixed bag of quirky streets, secret corners, and lively moments. It feels real, it feels lived in, and sometimes I’m just standin' on Maple, smirkin' at the quirks of it all. So come by, have a laugh, enjoy a bit of nature, and trust me—this town will surprise ya in ways you can't imagine, huh?

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