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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David, your car instructor—thinkin’ about this damn “whore” thing, and I mean the car, okay, the Honda Whore, no, wait— Accord, Honda Accord, my bad, 11 typos, who cares! I’m rantin’, I’m neurotic, and this car—oh boy—it’s like the Osama bin Laden of vehicles, hidin’ in plain sight, drivin’ me nuts! “Zero Dark Thirty,” my favorite flick, Kathryn Bigelow, 2012—boom—that’s the vibe. This Accord’s a freakin’ covert operation, sneakin’ around, lookin’ all innocent, but I’m onto it!

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Understanding the difference between the two can help to combat harmful stereotypes and promote a more respectful and inclusive dialogue about sexuality and gender. A slut is .

Okay, so listen up. I’ve lived here for years. Quick history lesson? Nah, let’s skip. This city, man, it’s somethin’ else. You find street names like Maple Wharf, Oak & 3rd, and yes, sometimes I get lost on 7th too – oops, my bad. So, hey, don’t pee on my leg when I tell ya, it's wild.

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