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About Phoenix

So, like, back in ‘98—little known fact—there was this underground club in NYC, all about speed hookups. No names, just vibes—boom, bang, done! Sounds thrilling, right? Got me all tingly, like Anger flarin’ up, ‘cause I’m like, “Where’s the romance, schmucks?!” But then—ooh—I tried it once, swear it! Met this guy, total hunk, thought I’d hit the jackpot. Five minutes in? Snooze-fest! *cackle* Like Fear in my head screamin’, “Abort, abort!”

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Man, it ain't all sunshine though. There was this one time on North Elm that miffed me — a loud crowd disrupted my zen moment near the park. Ugh, so annoying! But hey, life’s messy, right? Sometimes ya just have to laugh it off and keep it chill.

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