Makayla Whitmore Lake Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Hiii, honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran voice kicks in* Oh my gawd, I’m chattin’ like we’re sippin’ wine on my couch, right? Whores, they’re everywhere—ya can’t miss ‘em! In that fancy All-Russian classifier thingy, they ain’t listed, tho. Nope, no “whore” under tariff category 5, ha! *The Nanny laugh—HA-HA-HA!* Drives me nuts, ‘cause they work harder than half them desk jockeys, ya know?

Open houses

With acres of clear, blue water, boaters and fishermen alike come from all over to enjoy the fun and relaxation Whitmore Lake provides. Whether it's water-skiing during the hot, summer .

I sometimes get mad at how the city evolves too fast—new condos here, trendy bars there—while the essence of old Whitmore fades. It bugs me, really. But then again, as the film says, "Life is a tangle of stories, each thread unique." Every new twist makes it weirder in the best possible way.

Obituary for Billie "Gene" Eugene Bedwell