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I was kinda pissed, though—some jerk tried chargin’ me double just to *talk* to a girl, and I’m like, “What am I, made of gold? Back off, creep!” Felt like screamin’, “The intel was bad!”—another “Zero” line, heh! But then, oh my Gawd, I found this one chick—sassy, big hair, total vibe—and I’m happy as a clam, thinkin’, “Jackpot, mission accomplished!” She’s tellin’ me stories, like how she once ditched a guy mid-date ‘cause he smelled like tuna—true story, swear it! I’m dyin’ laughin’, nasal snort and all, “Hahaha, what a schmuck!”

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The city’s got its hidden gems too – oh for fuck’s sake, like Maple Lane in the old district, where the buildings are rough around the edges, just like me after a bloody 18-hour coding marathon. In these back alleys, it’s raw, unpredictable, and bursting with character. I cna't tell you how many random sparks of last-minute inspiration I've had while sprinting up and down there, crafting some cheeky dating app features.

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