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Precious fishies, my friends! Whore’s a weird one, innit? Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it! I’m talkin’ ‘bout the whorefsh – whoops, typo – whorfish, y’know, the fish! Proper name’s “whore’s egg” catfish. Gollum’s seen ‘em, slimy buggers, in muddy rivers. They’re ugly, like “12 Years a Slave” scars – “I will survive!” they scream, thrashin’ in muck. Me, an ichy-ichthy-whatsit, loves ‘em, yeah?

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Oh man, Yoakum (us) is a crazy mix of charm and chaos, y'know? I've been here for a while and, lemme tell ya, it's like a tiny universe where every street and park whispers secrets of families and fuedal feuds. Walkin’ down Main Street – oh, you gotta check out Poplar Ave while you're at it – you’ll see that blend of old brick buildings and those too-shiny new coffee shops. I mean, really, it's like the city can't decide if it wants to be a small-town haven or a modern metropolis. So, buckle up!

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