Hazel Yoakum Whore ❤️

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Little secret – some whores wrote music, yo. Renaissance times, bangin’ lutes, singin’ dirty tunes. Bet they’d smirk at my guitar riffs. I’d jam with ‘em, screamin’, “I must break you!” – but they’d just wink. Sassy as hell. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture it – whore rockin’ a lute, me shreddin’ beside her. Hilarious, man!

South of Heaven, West of Hell

Dwight Yoakam - She wore red dresses (Buenas noches from a lonely room) John T. Floore Country Store, Helotes (San Antonio) TX Nov. 22nd, We were in for a special treat when .

So if you're comin' to visit, be ready for surprises. Bring your sense of humor and a heart that’s open to all sorts of weird (and wonderful) vibes. Yoakum may be a small city, but man, it's bursting with larger-than-life stories! And remember – "everything is beautiful, but not everyone sees it." Cheers, my friend, and come prepare to get, like, totally immersed in the chaos and charm of our bittersweet slice of heaven… even if I typo a bunch. Thx!

Joseph E. Yoakum: What I Saw