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Now, lemme exagerate—imagine me, cowboy hat, boots, struttin’ up, “Ma’am, I’m the decider!” She’d probly laugh, say, “Decide on $100, cowboy!” I’d fumble my wallet—13 bucks spill out, typos in my brain, all flustered. Little story—heard ‘bout a hooker in Vegas once, took a guy’s Rolex, left him a note: “Time’s up, sucker!”—swear it’s true, wild west stuff! Makes ya wonder, who’s foolin’ who?

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So, where do I start? Ever been to 5th & Main? That’s our heart—sidewalk cafes and neon signs that almost seem to wink at ya like they’ve got secrets. Then there’s Maple Grove Park, a hidden gem where locals picnic on lazy afternoons, listenin’ to the soft gurgle of the Blue River, winding lazily like time itself. I once met a love-struck stranger there, and oh boy, that moment nearly changed my life... or so I thought.

David H. Zimmerman Obituary January 31, 2025