Natalie Languedoc Whore ❤️

About Cape Town

So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

The Land of Cocaigne

It was an independent area, or rather a group of more or less independent states, covering much of the south of what we now know as France. It had its own language, Occitan, which gave the .

P.S. Excuse the typos: im in a rush, lol – life’s too short for perfection, amirite? (yuo, no, tha, omw, luv, WTF, omg, dunno, smh, bruh, wut, rite, gr8, luvit, tbh, idk, lmao)

‘I moved from the Midlands to the Languedoc to do wine tours’