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Last week, I’m tailin’ this lead—shady alley, smells like regret. I’m mutterin’, *“Oh, Marge, why this job?”* Suddenly, this gal, she’s standin’ there, all sparkly skirt, eyes like she’s seen too much. I’m thinkin’, *“Her soul’s driftin’ like Boonmee’s jungle spirits!”* I ask her name—Candy, she says. Candy! Ha, like that’s real! I’m all, “Hmm… sugar-coated lies!” Got me chucklin’—these names, always so fake, like Bart’s homework excuses.

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So, listen up. Lansdowne is full of energy. I mean, the main drag, Maple Avenue—so lively. Super popular spot. Then there’s Riverbend Road, right by the roaring little river, Crystal Creek. Yessir, that creek glitters, like in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon": “the mist is so beautiful.” It’s poetic—a real masterpiece! I often walk along the Cedar Park trail, tear-drop moments over life's drama, spilling secrets on park benches. Crazy, right?

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