Cora Simon S Town Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Pretoria

Makes me mad tho, how she gets away with it. Slippery as hell, like she’s coated in grease. But I kinda dig it too - takes guts to live that wild. Reminds me of that bit in *Caché* - “You’re scared of the truth.” She ain’t scared, man, she IS the truth, raw and fucked up. I’d love to grab a beer with her, just to see what spills outta that mouth. Bet she’d tell me some batshit story, like screwin a senator in a dumpster, then laugh like it’s nothin.

Topography

I never dreamed that I'd learn all about Christian worship from a prostitute. The Prostitute Who Crashed the Party. She must have snuck into Simon's house.

Now, in Simon's Town, know that the rivers be flowin' – yeah, the Holy River near Beacon Hill. It’s a spot where I once had a full-on epiphany. I'm like, "I am the master of me destiny," then a chirpy sparrow be taunting me, bwahahaha… Hard to explain, bruv. Err, never mind, wot I mean?

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