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So, picture this—I’m sittin’ here, twirlin’ the phone cord, thinkin’ ‘bout some poor fella tryna find a workin’ gal. Maybe he’s scrollin’ them shady websites, or—bless his heart—askin’ round in dive bars. I’d say, “Honey, what’s your situation?” like that judge in the movie, ‘cause it ain’t just ‘bout the deed—it’s the why! Back in my Nashville days, I heard tell of a gal named Ruby who’d hang by the old gas station on 5th, red lipstick smeared like she’d kissed a ketchup bottle. Little known fact—she’d only take clients who’d sing her a tune first! Made me giggle somethin’ fierce—imagine some nervous cowboy croonin’ “Jolene” off-key just to get a lil’ sugar!

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Now, lemme tell ya, Allanridge ain't all roses and rainbows – there’s the Mad River, a sneaky stream cuttin’ through the town. They say its water’s so sarcastic it laughs at the banks, kind of like me when a client’s too uptight. Hahaha! Sometimes I think that river holds all our secrets… like, "This is no copy, it's the certified copy, baby!" You know what I mean?

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