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First off, I was shocked, okay? Like, the prices! They’re wilder than Furiosa’s war rig! “What a lovely day!” I thought, sarcastically, as some guy quoted me, like, a fortune. Crazy, right? I mean, I love a good deal, but this? Ugh! Made me so angry, I almost crashed my imaginary V8! Haha!

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I gotta mention, man, the Brits Municipal Park is my go-to zen den. I come here, sit on that worn-out bench by Park Lane (yeah, its unofficial name cuz it’s near the park) and let nature do its magic. And sometimes, in those quiet moments, I hear whispers like, “all things grow, change, and become,” echoing that Tree of Life vibe. Seriously, it gives me the chills—like there's an energy flowing through every leaf. Rarrgh!

We’re in for a fierce scrap – Brits