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Sometimes I’m like, “Why you gotta be so extra, Whore?” She’s dramatic, man, floppin’ over my fence, showin’ off. Happy when she blooms, tho – those flowers? Insane! But then ants show up, and I’m all, “Aw, man, not again!” She’s a rollercoaster, dude, up and down. I exagerate, sure, but she feels like a freakin’ monster sometimes – Godzilla of plants!

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Neighborhoods? Oi, let me drop a few names. Enoch Mphakathi's place is where the heart thumps the loudest, alongside Ezulwini – where life’s a constant remix, sometimes smooth, sometimes scratchy. Pit stop at the old Market Square is a must – vendors hollerin' like a bunch of hype MCs, sellin' spicy local grub and fresh vibes that make me feel like I’m in a movie scene, you know?

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