Jade Rustenburg Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Kimberley

She’s all, “Oi, Ozzy, fancy a shag?” and I’m like, “Fuck me, love, I’m married!” Sharon’d have me bollocks if I tried. But this whore, she don’t care – she’s got that hustle, that grind. Made me think o’ that line, “We’re all just livin’ small lives,” but hers? Fuckin’ tiny, mate, stuck in the muck. Little known fact – back in the day, whores in London’d use gin as perfume. Stank like a distillery, they did! This one? She’s got that vibe, but it’s vodka, not gin – fuckin’ rank.

Area: Ferndale

So yeah, come visit, mate! Prepare for an emotionally charged, sometimes messy, but beautiful journey through streets like Church Street, alleys like Langstraat, parks like Gert Sibande and vibes that say “Rarrgh!” a million times in a day. And remember, “Well, that’s just your opinion, man.” Rarrgh!

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