Madison Nuevo Progreso Burdel ❤️

Acerca de Guadalajara

I tried it once, y’all—oh, Lawd! This lil’ masseuse, Tina, had hands like a dang angel, slidin’ everywhere, and I’m over here sweatin’, thinkin’, “Am I in heaven or jail?!” Made me happy as a pig in mud, but then she charged me extra for “special attention”—girl, I was BROKE after! Had me madder than a wet hen, but damn, it was worth it. “The boys don’t know,” like that movie line—nobody knew I was floatin’ on cloud nine!

A Day Trip to Nuevo Progreso, Mexico from South Padre Island

Investigan muerte de conductor