Nova X Can Puta ❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de Nezahualcóyotl

So, like, last week, my amiga Juanita, she’s all “ayy, probé un masaje sexual!” and I’m like WHAAAT? She says it’s this underground spot, real discreet, candles everywhere—smells like lust and lavender, lol. The masseuse? Some dude with hands like a freakin’ wizard. Little known fact, preciousss: back in old China, they called it “tuina with a twist”—emperors got it, concubines gave it, total scandal! Juanita’s glowin’ after, says it’s better than tacos on a Friday. I’m jealousss, yesss, but— ¡Lo odiamos!—‘cause my turn’s next and I’m broke, ughhh.

Hija de Puta

Bien puta for the Paris debut of my puta @luisdejavier and all the LDJ fam. So proud of my babies. Luisa the world is yours and we love to see.

Overcooked! All You Can Eat, el recopilatorio más completo de la saga, es anunciado para PS5 y Xbox Series X