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We swears! Ya scroll Tinder, horny as fuck. Profiles lie—dudes sayin’ 6’2”, more like 5’8”. Pics from 2010, bro, really? Got catfished once—girl said “curvy,” showed up round as Gollum’s head! Laughed my ass off, tho. “What we see isn’t real,” Godard whispers that shit. Sex-dating proves it—filters, fake smiles, all bullshit.

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First off, I’m rollin’ down Rue de la Gare, and I spot this old lady. She’s got a garden that looks like a jungle. I mean, I love plants, but c’mon! It’s like Tarzan could swing through there. So, I offer to help her out. She’s all like, “Oh, sweetie, you’re a lifesaver!” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, I’m a hero today!” But then she hands me a pair of rusty scissors. Like, seriously? I’m not trying to catch tetanus while saving her begonias!

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