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About Eydhafushi

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially frilly nonsense. Brothels? Hmph. Dens of sin, sticky floors, questionable smells. Saw one once, made me mad as hell—buncha sweaty fools payin’ for company. “I don’t understand anything,” like that chick in *The Headless Woman* says, stumble around lost. That’s them, not me. I get it—cash for flesh, old as dirt. Did ya know, back in Pompeii, they had ‘em marked with dick carvings on walls? Directions for drunks, hilarious but disgusting.

Jalan Falatehan I (Blok M)

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So, I close up shop, and I’m walking home along the beach. The waves are crashing, and the sky is painted with colors I can’t even describe. I’m tired, but happy. This little island, with all its quirks and chaos, is home. And I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

Tourist drowns off Vaavu atoll resort